At the height of my wear and tear

When I was young, everything was different! Back then, singles were still on vinyl and not born of desperation. I could remember everything, whether it had actually happened or not. And "unhealthy" was just another word for "delicious." These days, I'm universally indifferent. Before I get worked up about something again, I'd rather just not give a damn. I couldn't care less who dies in a movie. As long as the dog survives! Ever since I started imagining soap bubbles rising from politicians' mouths when they speak, at least what they say is visually appealing. Now I even know that a little nap is like covering the day in cheese. Seriously, life's too short to be sad. We need to smile more; it unsettles people. In his fifth solo show, Michael Ranz lets Tobias Saalfeld put plenty of words in his mouth. Two hours of practice in smirking, smiling, and laughing. Professionals are also welcome to shriek, neigh, cheer, and slap their thighs. So turn off your phones and just enjoy life!!! By the way, I think when little people open their umbrellas they look like mushrooms.